i was waiting to go and smoke so i could ring my boyfriend at the same time as he was smoking, but he’s eating his third crisp sandwich and says he won’t stop and now i’m sad and i have the mouldiest teapot in the universe.

My vagina just exploded.

My vagina just exploded.

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5 grapes is around 20 calories right? Freaking out right now because i can’t remember if they’re 4ish calories or 10ish calories and I don’t know why this is bothering me so much. 

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I love living away from home.

Because I just did some shopping and bought sweetener, lowcal bread, vegemite and diet coke and nobody said anything. 

There are a few issues though, like my plumbing is too bad to purge (damn victorian houses) so I’ve got to restrict more heavily that I usually would, and Seng, my korean housemate, cooks some really ridiculously nice smelling food, and my bedroom is right over the kitchen. It fills me up just smelling it, but it also makes me really hungry. 

I need to buy a scale.

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Yesterday my boyfriend drew a picture of me purging.

The worst thing about it was how fat he drew me.

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